50+ Spring and Easter Jokes for Kids

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50+ Spring and Easter Jokes for Kids
1. What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
2. Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
3. What is the letter A like a flower?
4. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
5. Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
6. Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight because they are always eating carrots?
7. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
8. What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
9. What are people always tired in April
10. What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
11. What grows between your nose and chin?
12. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
13. Why did the Easter egg hide?
14. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
15. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
16. How do you catch a rabbit?
17. What do bunnies do when they get married?
18. What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
19. How do rabbits travel?
20. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
21. What day does an Easter Egg hate the most?
22. What kind of bunny can't hop?
23. What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
24. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
25. Why did the Easter Bunny hide?
26. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
27. What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
28. Why is the bunny the luckiest animal?
29. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
30. What is the Easter Bunny's favorite dance?
31. How does Easter end?
32. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
33. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
34. What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
35. Where does Valentine's Day come after Easter?
36. What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
37. What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
38. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
39. What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
40. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
41. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
42. Why didn't the bunny hop?
43. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
44. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
45. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
46. What kind of music do bunnies like?
47. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
48. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
49. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
50. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
51. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
52. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
53. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
54. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
55. What do you call a forgetful rabbit?
56. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
57. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
58. Why do we paint Easter eggs?
59. What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny's garden?
60. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
61. How does the Easter Bunny dry his fur?
62. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur shiny?
63. How do you make a rabbit stew?
64. What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
65. What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
66. What do ducks have for lunch?

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